So, I survived another hurricane, endured smelling like shit while sharing a house with insufferable people, and I somehow managed to get less hate mail for liking an adaptation of something that got me death threats when I shared my opinion on it with the director. Guess it's time to talk about that movie I was supposed to see on opening night but had to wait on because...well...a hurricane happened. And hey, it has divided opinions towards it from fickle fans! How new and different.

Click here to see if I'll float or if I'm just bloated from eating those onions.