|Hey, how's it goin'?|
Thursday, March 23, 2017
Hello again, bleeders. Today we're going to talk about something that hasn't even come out yet because...well, the response exploded and I feel like it may bear some proper examination. So, we've got another anime adaptation coming for American audiences. I say another because we also have Ghost in the Shell...which is something I keep trying not to think about. We'll get into the reasons for that in a bit. Mostly though, I try not to judge films before I've seen them. But there are times when it is hard not to roll your eyes at things, especially big changes to stories that mean a lot to you. Thus, here I come in, your friendly neighborhood hairy white guy who looks at this shit.
Friday, March 10, 2017
Ah, comic books, you are the fountain of unending nonsense and horrible bullshit that feeds my angry soul. So, after a lot of prodding, I finally am going back and covering a question I got asked. Or rather, I am replying to the people who left me lots of messages saying that I was wrong to react badly to Captain America being a Hydra agent and should let the story play out first. This would be fine as an argument except for the fact that...as I pointed out...Hydra is an organization founded by Nazis and ran by Nazis.
|Trump looks weird without his wig.|
Wednesday, March 8, 2017
Time to crawl back out of my hole and do some of my signature rambling. And, as it is a very particular holiday, I suppose it would behoove me to do something topical. Sadly, I don't have a pretty lady in my life to strap something on and give that Deadpool treatment, so we're going to celebrate International Women's Day by celebrating women. Particularly, we're going to celebrate some of my favourite badass women in film.
|Of which there are a staggering amount.|
Monday, March 6, 2017
In a truly scary year, where many of us are feeling truly terrified and feeling fearful...it figures that the first horror film would be this one. Get ready to meme it up as we take a look at the not-quite-Slenderman movie. Toot toot.
|Click here to hear me ramble about hamburger dogs.|
In the flurry of possible animal abuse and scandal regarding leaked behind the scenes footage, the most important question got lost. Was the movie any good? Well, here I come to offer my impressions after seeing the movie myself.
|Click here and tell me how pretty my eyes are. Oh, and to watch my review.|
Wednesday, February 22, 2017
It's not a hallucination, it's not a mirage, nor is it an elaborate prank! I've got a new Quality Check ready for your consumption and it's only the first of more to come. We hit a lull there but we're coming back like a acne in your 30s. You know, when it randomly decides to switch locations from your face to your ass. Good times.
|Click here to marvel at my unwashed hair!|
Friday, February 17, 2017
Oh boy, here we go, another one of Brian's pandering SJW articles that aren't about movies or comics, so let's just roll our eyes and go take potshots at easy targets online in comment sections. If you're looking for a topical target, I hear PewDiePie got in trouble for doing so terribly anti-Semitic stuff recently...as opposed to the anti-Semitic shit he did in the past. Or the racist shit. It's okay though, because he's funny and donates to charity!
|Nobody tell Mel that's an option. I don't think we need him taking up stand-up.|