Wednesday, July 19, 2017

Shin Godzilla

After writing about it previously, getting bitched at for not actually reviewing it, and taking a long hard look at my life...I said fuck it. Here we go, off to sort of review that movie that already sort of reviewed. Yay.

Click here to see me be bewildered about this movie's existence.

Spider-Man: Homecoming

What's this? A new video? But where's that damn review of Wonder Woman?! Riot! RIOOOOTTTTTT!!! But seriously, here's a review of that new Spider-Man movie. Enjoy.

Click here to find out who got that homecoming crown.

Thursday, July 13, 2017

Is Shin Godzilla the Best Kaiju Movie Ever?

Since it was first talked about based on initial pictures and concepts, people were hyping the shit out of Toho's newest kaiju film. Some claimed it would be the best Godzilla film ever, others said that it may just end up being the best kaiju film ever made. And now, after seeing the film, I'm here to analyze the hype and see if I think it really delivered. I mean, hey, what better way to kick off the much delayed Kaijuly of 2017 than with the most talked about kaiju film of last year?

Even though the most talked about one this year hasn't even came out yet.

Thursday, July 6, 2017


I'm sorry, I really am. I know it's bloody Thursday and not a single Kaijuly article has gone up. I don't want to pass the buck either, because a lot of times people do that to save themselves from blame. And yeah, I've been so damn exhausted and it gets hard to write. But that's not why there haven't been any new articles. No, that actually is something out of my current control because our ISP is a giant bag of dicks and the whole shebang has been hot and cold more than a mostly forgotten pop song. But today? Today I am going to desperately attempt to get something written that I feel needs to be talked about. That something is the term "post-horror" that I've seen bandied about.

"But, sir....doesn't that term sound incredibly pretentious and stupid?"

Tuesday, June 6, 2017

Why I Won't Ever Review the Jeepers Creepers Films

You know, when I started writing all those years ago, I didn't actually expect to write these little rant pieces. I thought I'd mostly stick to snarky reviews. Lo and behold, people seem to like me talking about stuff outside of reviews and recently there has been a recurring theme: how do I feel about Victor Salva's films?

It's times like these that I am fairly certain you all feed on my pain.

Monday, May 29, 2017

Top Ten Animated Movies DC Needs to Make

Hello again, my ghoulishly gorgeous gaggle of gazers! And welcome to yet another list of ten things for me to list off and talk about. I know I haven't done quite as much this AniMaytion, so I wanted to make it up to you with something special I actually had planned for much later. But, hey, it involves animation so let's dive into it now. Now, I'm sure we're all very familiar with DC animation around here. Many of you, like myself, likely grew up on it.

For better or...worse...

Sunday, May 21, 2017

Is Diversity Killing Marvel?

In the struggle to get out of my own grief slump I've been trapped in, a lot of shit has been going on over in the world of comics. We've talked about a fair bit of it in the past in some form or another, but the newest thing going around is the idea that Marvel Comics sales are going down due to an overabundance of "forced diversity" within their overall line.

Translation: white guys are made about brown people & women getting any sort of spotlight.