Monday, August 14, 2017

Top Ten Instances of Nazis Dying in Film

After the recent tragedy in which an actual Nazi killed an innocent woman, I felt so angry that I could barely function. It honestly was hard not to just go off somewhere and break things because this is where we're now at in America. Nazis are roaming the streets, feeling safe to spout their hatred, hurting people, here in the country that fought against this type of fascism in a damn war that involved most of the world. So, I sat here attempting to write a review but I couldn't. I needed something to help me work through some of this anger. Wait...Nazis get killed a lot in movies...now there's something that'd be therapeutic to talk about. Thus, here we are, counting down ten of my favourite instances of Nazis getting exactly what they deserve. Because Nazis all deserve to die.

If that offends you, you can fuck right off.

Thursday, August 3, 2017

Castlevania

Well, since people liked the idea of me binge watching a whole season and reviewing it, I did it again. But hey, baby steps, because I'm still not entirely sure my ISP isn't gonna just nuke my ability to upload anything. So, today we're taking a look at the new anime series, Castlevania, based on the classic video game series.

Click here to see a man go off on yet another weird tangent.

The Emoji Movie

Someone recently told me that I suffer so that you all don't have to. With this new release...yeah, I think I can agree with that sentiment. I saw it, for better or for much much worse. Here's a video of me collecting my thoughts on the experience.

Click here to see a very weary man.

Wednesday, July 19, 2017

Shin Godzilla

After writing about it previously, getting bitched at for not actually reviewing it, and taking a long hard look at my life...I said fuck it. Here we go, off to sort of review that movie that already sort of reviewed. Yay.

Click here to see me be bewildered about this movie's existence.

Spider-Man: Homecoming

What's this? A new video? But where's that damn review of Wonder Woman?! Riot! RIOOOOTTTTTT!!! But seriously, here's a review of that new Spider-Man movie. Enjoy.

Click here to find out who got that homecoming crown.

Thursday, July 13, 2017

Is Shin Godzilla the Best Kaiju Movie Ever?

Since it was first talked about based on initial pictures and concepts, people were hyping the shit out of Toho's newest kaiju film. Some claimed it would be the best Godzilla film ever, others said that it may just end up being the best kaiju film ever made. And now, after seeing the film, I'm here to analyze the hype and see if I think it really delivered. I mean, hey, what better way to kick off the much delayed Kaijuly of 2017 than with the most talked about kaiju film of last year?

Even though the most talked about one this year hasn't even came out yet.

Thursday, July 6, 2017

Post-Horror?

I'm sorry, I really am. I know it's bloody Thursday and not a single Kaijuly article has gone up. I don't want to pass the buck either, because a lot of times people do that to save themselves from blame. And yeah, I've been so damn exhausted and it gets hard to write. But that's not why there haven't been any new articles. No, that actually is something out of my current control because our ISP is a giant bag of dicks and the whole shebang has been hot and cold more than a mostly forgotten pop song. But today? Today I am going to desperately attempt to get something written that I feel needs to be talked about. That something is the term "post-horror" that I've seen bandied about.

"But, sir....doesn't that term sound incredibly pretentious and stupid?"