Tuesday, June 6, 2017

Why I Won't Ever Review the Jeepers Creepers Films

You know, when I started writing all those years ago, I didn't actually expect to write these little rant pieces. I thought I'd mostly stick to snarky reviews. Lo and behold, people seem to like me talking about stuff outside of reviews and recently there has been a recurring theme: how do I feel about Victor Salva's films?

It's times like these that I am fairly certain you all feed on my pain.

Monday, May 29, 2017

Top Ten Animated Movies DC Needs to Make

Hello again, my ghoulishly gorgeous gaggle of gazers! And welcome to yet another list of ten things for me to list off and talk about. I know I haven't done quite as much this AniMaytion, so I wanted to make it up to you with something special I actually had planned for much later. But, hey, it involves animation so let's dive into it now. Now, I'm sure we're all very familiar with DC animation around here. Many of you, like myself, likely grew up on it.

For better or...worse...

Sunday, May 21, 2017

Is Diversity Killing Marvel?

In the struggle to get out of my own grief slump I've been trapped in, a lot of shit has been going on over in the world of comics. We've talked about a fair bit of it in the past in some form or another, but the newest thing going around is the idea that Marvel Comics sales are going down due to an overabundance of "forced diversity" within their overall line.

Translation: white guys are made about brown people & women getting any sort of spotlight.

Friday, May 5, 2017

TIE Fighter (2015)

What? You thought I'd be talking about Advent Children because I clearly teased that in my last article? Don't be silly, it's Star Wars Day! Well, actually it's a day later because I had to loan use of my computer to someone else, so I had to tinker with this a bit. But hey, pretend it's yesterday. And since I already talked about that horrible animated abortion loosely linked to the franchise, it's only fair that we look at something incredibly jawsome that is loosely linked to the franchise.

Don't worry though, that's a well we'll be revisiting soon enough.

Monday, May 1, 2017

The True Tragedy of Final Fantasy VII

Death is hard to cope with. It's hard when it's someone you idolize from afar but then that's something we're still somewhat disconnected from. But when it's someone close to you? Someone you love deeply, probably more than you ever realized? Yeah, that's going to leave you in a state that is hard to come out of. It's the state I've found myself in since my aunt passed away, which is honestly why my posting new material has been so sporadic.

"Wasn't this supposed to be about a video game?"

Wednesday, April 26, 2017

Ghost in the Shell

Animated movies adapted to live-action can be...problematic. And, as we've learned here, extremely controversial. Then again, it has less to do with whether the source was animated and more to do with Hollywood's casual racism. That being said, let's dive into this one and see if it was worth all the hubbub.

Click here to learn how I feel about spicy cock sauce. Oh, and also I talk about a movie.

Wednesday, April 5, 2017

Kong: Skull Island

You know how much I love my giant monsters, so I'm sure you also knew it was only a matter of time before I covered this particular one. And I won't lie, I'm very excited about this year because we've got even more giant monsters on the way. But let's focus and take a look at the newest reboot of the other king of the giant monster world.

Click here and maybe go eat a banana. I hear they're good for you.