|I'm going in inject cheese balls directly into my veins.|
Okay, no, I'm not doing that. What I'm actually going to do is shorten the reviews to discussing things about the film. Whether I think it's good or bad, why I do think that, and how it personally makes me feel. There will still be copious amounts of snark though. The reason for this is simple: so I can cover more than one thing in a day. I know, what a crazy concept. After I finish this up, there will be a new review following it. My hope is to try for 2-3 articles every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday.
|Which means eating a lot more cheese balls. Just so many.|
|By the way, give me some money please.|