|Nobody tell Mel that's an option. I don't think we need him taking up stand-up.|
After a long slog through the beginning of this year, which is still feeling very sloggy, I find myself reminiscing to better times. Like my childhood...when I got picked on for being effeminate and mostly hanging out with girls. Wait, was there a better time? Nevermind, let's focus. Yes, despite me being a giant bear of a man who could easily star in a remake of The Life and Time of Grizzly Adams, I was once a tiny little kid who very easily passed for a girl.
|If I told you this was my sister, you'd probably believe me.|
|Then again, I did look great in that flannel shirt dress.|
|I am what I am and what I am is this.|
|It helps that I am already kind of a wall of flesh.|
|Tesla wants me to remind you all that gender constructs are things we created. Then he ate an entire cake.|