Now, as someone pointed out, I actually missed talking about the actual ending and instead talked about scenes that are from this movie. It turns out that the copy of the film I had skipped part of the film, namely the real "ending" for 3 and the card that let us know we were watching a preview of 4. Oops. But hey, it's not like it's any real surprise that Justine got raped by her dad. At this point when I'm talking about these movies, I'm more surprised when there isn't rape or incest. Now, while that whole thing would've actually made for an interesting, albeit fucked up, cliffhanger...the actual ending is a bit less engrossing. Mostly it's just gross. Justine and Negro come upon a guy who looks like he has fungus growing on his head and is laying on the ground saying "suck me" repeatedly. Let me guess, she's going to buy him lunch and talk about politics?
|Well, politics is full of a bunch of dicks, so Justine's mouth does tend to have that in common.|
|Ma'am, I don't think you know how lesbians work.|
|The Ron Jeremy Room!|
|Unless you're someone who really doesn't want to step in semen.|
|He's simply a misunderstood artist.|
|People are so judgmental.|
|He also shot a rocket up the devil's asshole, which makes it semi-topical to what we're currently watching.|
|"I ain't tellin' you shit!"|
|"Where you goin', bitch? I got more stories about dickbutts!"|
Finally, we reach the big moment as he declares she went in the wrong room, that being The Ordeal of the Taboo Breakers, otherwise know as the room where Justine gets to relive past trauma and watch herself get fucked by her dad. The other thing sounded more fancy. Negro runs in, telling her she that she wasn't supposed to come in here. It's apparently off limits to everyone, which is probably the most puzzling thing yet being that it's the first thing approaching punishment I've seen in Hell in these movies. She stares on in horror as she remembers her dad molesting and raping her as a child, stealing away that innocence. Then we get a long sex scene of her fucking her dad, because nothing is hotter than traumatic incest and repressed memories of rape.
|At least Negro seems to be enjoying himself. Or having a seizure. I'm really hoping for the latter.|
|Makes me wonder how he gets his makeup on so straight without hands.|
|Can you guess why?|
|Ron Jeremy got more laughs from me than the comic relief while he was getting blowjob.|
|Oh, and Negro was the interviewer the whole time. What a twist that isn't spoiled at all by what is clearly his voice.|