|Which is actually the one people told me to watch in the first place.|
If that aren't didn't give away the big surprise, this time our Megalodon is taking on a Mecha Shark, mostly so they could have a movie where both monsters had similar names. I guess that doesn't really matter though considering no one actually calls the Megalodon a Mega Shark anyway, meaning these movies really should be "Megalodon Versus Whatever We Pulled Out of Our Asses This Time", but let's move on. Now, right away I do find myself hoping for better this time because on the cast listing I see prominently displayed that Debbie Gibson is back again. Don't get too excited though, as she's really just a glourified cameo in here rather than being a central character. We also don't get Kitchen Irish or Seiji either, so it feels a bit hollow. But hey, at least we got Debbie!
|Even though she probably filmed her scenes in one day. Or one hour.|
|Now if only they had killed each other too, I might've liked that movie a bit.|
|Because it worked out so well the last time the U.N. did this.|
|but I'm talking about him now, so it all evens out!|
|Which is notable for also being a gateway to literal Hell.|
I want to note something here which does bother me a bit...they never call it Mega Shark but they do call it the Meg from time to time, which makes me question the title again. Then I remembered that there was a popular novel about a Megalodon called Meg that was actually supposed to get a movie at some point. I really wanted to see that. I wonder what happened with it? Let me just go look this up...
|Eli Roth is directing it...life is nothing but pain, it seems.|
|I think I'd retire from flying at this point.|
|"Awww, man! I love Jimmy Stewart..why are you looking at me like that?"|
|It's a good thing it has all-terrain mode. Because a robot shark on tank treads doesn't look silly at all.|
|And we get to see this guy die, probably just so they could have at least one practical effect in here.|
|He died. It was mildly amusing.|
|I would've been alright with the dumb little girl dying though. She was kinda asking for it.|
|Why do I hear sinister laughter and feel a sudden sense of foreboding horror?|