|Sorta like a much more horrifying version of whack-a-mole where you end up getting eaten.|
Honestly, it's one of my favourite reviews I've cranked out, so I just knew I had to follow it up properly this year. But how does one follow up Alligator? Do I take about Dinocroc? Maybe Lake Placid? No, you big goofs who clearly don't read titles! I follow it up with the sequel that features no returning characters and really has nothing to do with the original film. But it does have a giant alligator, so at least they both have that in common, right? It's always good to have at least one thing in common with the movie prior to it. That thing may as well be a big hungry alligator, yes?
|So long as it isn't one that sings.|
|How about a conveniently placed idiot in a diving mask?|
|I don't care how kinky the sex was, she got water everywhere.|
|"What conditioner do you use? I'm not getting the results I want out of mine."|
|Who will protect our poor vulnerable fragile balls?|
|"Dammit, I know I'm the cliche superior officer who makes bad calls, but I' not gonna tolerate this nonsense even if it does get people killed! Parties are more important!"|
|Ask and ye shall receive!|
"I know why you're here, because I'm evil and stuff. Bleh."
"Well, I'm young and pretty and have opinions on things!"
That then leads to her freeing the young cop, meaning the two of them will likely get together because they're totes made for one another. Back in the real plot, Lobo is doing some detective work and consults with some locals who talk about the problems with the lake ever since Moneybags moved in. back at the precinct the upper brass is trying to take both Lobo and young cop's badges, but the boss man isn't a fan of this. The hero tries to tell the young local about the giant alligator, who doesn't buy it and thinks he's on the take too, which means bad things could potentially happen if he goes swimming. He ends up following a call which leads to the bums, one of who is stil lalive and tells him about the giant alligator.
|Don't worry, after he recovers he'll start hanging out in safer places like bars in Adam Sandler movies.|
|Whether it be barbarians, aliens, puppets, or flannel, Lynch will take on any task for a paycheck.|
|"No one told us this was a Florida sewer."|
|"I heard you were giving out free food so I thought I'd just stop by."|
|It makes hungry giant alligators happy though, I'll tell you that much.|
|"Why are we together again? Plot convenience? Right, right."|
|Hawk and his boys could probably kick the Duck Dynasty gang's collective ass...if they weren't dead.|