|Much like how the true meaning of Easter is much different than what you're taught in Sunday school.|
It doesn't take place in Grover's Bend or really have any country folks getting gnawed on by spiny little alien varmints. No, this time it involves the Crites getting loose in the city. Well, maybe not the city so much as an apartment building. But fear not! There is hope for the fans as Don Keith Opper is here to save the day. Yes, he's back to play Charlie once again, making me care about this movie regardless of quality. Oh, and there's some young kid in there too from Growing Pains.
|Apparently he got famous & did other movies but has still never won an Oscar.|
|It's definitely going to have trouble topping this scene.|
|This is an image you won't soon forget. Charlie pirouetting out of hole while holding a hot pink frisbee.|
|Me? I'm not entirely sure we didn't just wander into the movie Troll. Harry Potter is in there dancing somewhere.|
|His brother Luigi was unavailable to help him move.|
|"Sweet! The take-out is here!"|
He gets eaten, which surprises no one. Leo ends up with the rest of the group, who are all holed in the Menges' apartment. And Mr. Menges is apparently the only expert they have on the Crites, being that he is obsessed with aliens and has articles on the Grover's Bend incidents. You may also notice that I am not referring to Leo's character, which is because I refuse to use that name he is given in reference to anything that isn't Martin Short as a man-child or a big red dog who can flood entire towns when he pisses. Anyway, they all come together, trying to form a plan. It's decided they'll climb to the roof, as the building is now on fire and full of bitey things. Marcia tries to use her technical skills to save the day, but ends up failing. It seems like everyone's only hope is Annie making a run for help, which would undoubtedly end in her dying before she got to enjoy awkward sex. But then Charlie happens.
|All the Crites immediately know they're fucked.|
|"A cliffhanger ending...? Really?"|
|"Don't keep us in suspense!"|
|"That ending was such bullshit...I'm calling my agent."|