|They aren't usually quite this mentally unstable unless you take away their juice boxes.|
Our story centers on a group of people gathered at a secluded mountaintop winter home where some friends are going to relax and where at least one of them is looking for a bit more. Meanwhile, down a ways from this house a van wrecks that just happens to be carrying five mentally unstable kids who belong to a mental hospital. The driver is left unconscious, possibly even dead, but the kids make it out perfectly fine. Yay, the killer kids lived! Anyway, they wander up the mountain towards the winter home. Back there, we find our vacationers settling in as one of the ladies decides she wants to teach the "houseboy", Ralph, the pleasures of being with a woman who will sleep with anyone. But really, who can blame her? Ralph is a truly perfect specimen of manliness, despite seeming to have the mind of a child.
|Look at him. He's like a cross between Gérard Depardieu and David Hasselhoff. So beautiful.|
|Those Duke boys won't have so much to worry about anymore, it seems.|
|An accurate portrayal of the audience.|
|This could easily be a screencap from Devil Times Five.|
|Someone should probably go check on that driver at some point.|