|There may be a wee bit of drinking involved.|
|The night's for getting pissed, not floating about like a gaggle of jackasses.|
Anyway, we have our intrepid heroes introduced as young Lisa Nolan (Ruth Bradley) arrives off a boat to the island to fill in for one of the Garda officers while he's away. She gets picked up by our other hero, Ciarán O'Shea (Richard Coyle), who is quite obviously nursing a massive hangover. Hell, when we first see him he is literally hugging a bottle. Take it from a former hard drinker, it's never a good sign when you start hugging what you're drinking. Ciarán isn't too happy with Lisa. It could be her being too friendly, her being a woman, or just her being someone that he's simply not used to, but it's fairly clear he'd rather go back to cuddling with his whiskey.
|At least it doesn't complain about his morning breath.|
|Oh, the pain...the pain...|
|Hindsight is a right bitch, ain't she? Now, let's drink!|
|Not the sort of eggs you want to make into an omelet.|
Now, I have an admission to make. I wasn't really sure if I should do this one for Kaijuly or not. The cover art did show quite a large monster, but as I was watching I was worried that that was simply artistic license. But let me tell you, I was wrong, because when the male creature rolled up out of that cave pool I knew this was giant monster territory. Yes, Ciarán and Lisa find the male and he is huge. Just a giant huge wriggling mass of nasty black tentacle with a big horrid mouth waiting in the center the gnaw on all your bits. H.P. Lovecraft would have field day with this thing. So, yeah, they run like hell, as one would be expected to do in such a situation. They grab Paddy and decide it's time for a game plan. They return to Smith and try to destroying the female, but thanks to his sprinkler system reacting badly to the fire they start, she wakes up and decides to suck face with Ciarán. Who can blame her? He's so handsome! They pry it off of him and proceed to attempt beating it to death, which is more comical than it sounds, I assure you.
|As my dear old mom used to say, "I need a towel, a drink, and a hug."|
|The acid just kicked in!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!|
|Here's to sequels!|
|And please drink responsibly.|