|If getting fingerbanged in the ear by Ron Swanson is wrong, I don't wanna be right.|
We're the Millers is the story of a drug dealer who ends up in some trouble after he's robbed. His product, money, everything, it's all taken and now he has to pay back his supplier. But that supplier has a deal to offer him that seems simple enough: smuggle an RV full of weed back to him and he'll not only forgive the debt but he will pay him for the work. Initially I looked at that and thought it sounded like Cheech & Chong's Up in Smoke with a sprinkling of the Robin Williams vehicle RV. But, it's much better than that, it really is. Our hero, Dave, has to get a fake family together for his little excursion. Lucky for him, his building has people available in the form of the upstairs stripper, the fuck-up next door who got him robbed, and the homeless girl who the fuck-up was trying to save resulting in the aforementioned robbery. This can't go wrong, right?
|I want to pay you money to call me daddy, alright?|
|So, which one of you boys has the softest lips? I don't wanna get chafed.|
|Is it considered incest if you make out with women who are only being paid to be your family?|
|You're probably going to think about it again too. Just so you know.|
|NICK "RON SWANSON" OFFERMAN IS IN IT!|
|You know what I'm sayin'?|