|I assure you that I am handling it in a mature fashion.|
But this isn't the first time I have felt burned by my computer, oh no. And I can wager many of you know similar feelings. How many times have you been kicked out of a program because of too much memory being used, despite there being nothing else open? Or maybe there was a game you really wanted to play but found that you couldn't due to memory bleed? I'm looking at you, Fallout 3. Hell, if I have Tumblr open for longer than 10 minutes, all of my memory gets pushed into the upper limits. Seriously, Tumblr? Do you really need to use over one million k? Don't you think that's a bit excessive?
|"No. Keep scrolling. Tumblr is your life now."|
|Good luck running Minecraft now.|
|"Our centuries old in-game computers crash less than our game!"|
|And we all know how that story ends.|