Eat Me: Little Monsters & Crazy Bones
|The diabetes is strong with this one.|
So, first on the block are the Black Forest Little Monsters Fruit Snacks. Now, let me just say that I do, in fact, strongly suspect that Black Forest makes these gummy Gushers rip-offs in less monstery versions probably all year round. But I haven't seen them in any of the stores I go to, so they're new to me and fit the basic theme I am going with here. The gimmick here is obviously that these are monster shaped gummies with juicy filling in their centers. The side of the box reveals the assortment of gummies within which include grapes mummies, orange werewolves, strawberry coffins...then I see it...the abomination surely here to end all things. The cherry vampire...oh, unholy lord of darkness, just look at the vampire.
|Did I say vampire? Because he honestly looks Meatloaf as Eddie in The Rocky Horror Picture Show.|
|One is so mushed that it now looks like the Flukeman from X-Files.|
|That's not defiance but rather me trying to figure out what I am looking at here.|
This stalemate is finally broken when I sneeze, which leads me to finally deciding I should just jam him into my mouth before I have any second thoughts.
|Eat it now, regret my life decisions later.|
|These are perfect examples of ideal Halloween candy.|
|They're severed skeleton limbs dipped in candy. It's so beautiful.|
|AH E'T 'IM AN' AH'LL E'T YEH TUH!|
|And don't forget that the skeleton parts can be easily cleaned and used in creative ways.|